Such a Pretty Mess

Breakdancing Facial Expressions

And they're oh so sexy...

When You Have No Personality of Your Own...

I Love Bad Horror Movies.....But How Did I Miss This?

Why Public Access Is Better than Cable

Sexy Is...

NOT THIS!

It's shrub's Birthday...

Just sayin'

Charo Says, "Dance, Don't Bullfight"

God Bless America!

John Daker left us with a vast musical vault of treasure! Here is something to warm the cockles of your patriotic heart on this 4th of July.

So Bad....It's Bad

I love the part where mom chases her down the hallway

Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy

Another great star is gone. Mollie Sugden, of Are You Being Served died this week. Mrs. Slocombe often spoke of her pussy. It was cranky, temperamental...and often hysterically wet.

Mollie, may you and your delightful pussy rest in peace.

It's Okay, It's Only a Gabor

From the Makers of Snuggie

When you want to view your porn in private...

Michael Jackson Picked His Nose?

In the past week, several hundred people found Scootersville by searching "Michael Jackson Picks His Nose." I want to be perfectly clear...someone did this for him.

I'm glad we've settled this.