I Yam what I Yam

The other day I was talking with a curious co-worker who asked, "Do you consider yourself to be a gay man or as a man who just happens to be gay?"
As the music swelled and fog swirled, John Barrowman (my fairy godfather) appeared and sang this song to answer the question. "I Am what I Am."

I guess since I had just had my sing-along-lesson with Kristin Chenoweth (where she taught me to sing from my "Hoo Hoo") I was oddly ready for anything!