They Live

I thought the glasses used in John Carpenter's "They Live" were just a prop. Now Ex-White House Bitch, Scott McClellan now says that the glasses were standard issue throughout the shrub Whitehouse. It was the only way for humans to tell the differences between the aliens (Karl Rove, Condi Rice, and Ashcroft) and the undead, like Dick Cheney, Barbara Bush, and the lich queen, Ann Coulter.

I want my country back!!!

It's....Charo!

40 years ago, Charo showed audiences she could do a lot more than her trade mark "Kuchee-Kuchee." The ex-Mrs. Cugat is considered one of the world's greatest flamenco guitarists.

The woman always looks like she's having a blast!

Goodbye, Mr. Korman

Harvey Korman, one of the funniest straight-men, died yesterday. Whether he was playing the foil to Tim Conway, the heavy in a Mel Brooks movie, or a guest star on a TV show, the man was brilliant. That he often broke character when Conway would make him laugh made him all the funnier. Korman won 4 Emmies and 1 Golden Globe.
A few of my favorite Harvey Korman scenes...

With Tim Conway in the Dentist Sketch from The Carol Burnett Show

As Heddy, I mean Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles


And my favorite, as Dr. Montague from High Anxiety with comedic goddess Cloris Leachman as the lovely Nurse Diesel.

Goodbye, Mr. Korman. Thanks for making us laugh.

Ahead of Her Time

Marlene Dietrich was an amazing woman. I was never really a big fan until I actually got a chance to see some her in Witness for the Prosecution.. I read her bio on the Diva's Webpage...then I was hooked. Besides being a larger-than-life star, screen goddess, fighter for civil rights, Diva, she was the first woman to receive the Medal of Freedom. She did her own make-up and was also the only actress ever to be admitted to the Film Makeup and Hairdressers' Union.

So I saw this scene in a movie...and my jaw dropped. Keep in mind it was from 1930. Jump ahead, if you must, to 2.30 (but you'll miss hottie Gary Cooper smouldering smile).


Maybe there's some truth to the rumors regarding Marlene and Tallulah Bankhead. The two had adjoining dressing rooms at Paramount in the early 1930s. Marlene wore gold dust in her hair. Tallulah got some, put in on her pubic hair, showed herself to people and said, "Dahlings, guess what I've been doing."

Hearting Heart

I have always hearted Heart. That my evil Grimm's Fairy Tale step-father hated Ann Wilson made me love them all the more. Being fellow Seattleites is all the more a plus. I found this video today on youtube and it gave me chills.

But really, if she keeps singing like that, her voice isn't going to last another 35 years!

Happy Birthday Kylie!

Today is Kylie's 40th birthday!


I don't understand how there can still be fighting in the Middle East.

The View

Some of the first pictures taken by Phoenix of the Mars polar region are being beemed down to earth.

I have no doubt that when Phoenix begins taking soil samples, it will find single cell creatures with DNA amazingly similar to Ann Coulter.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Jackie!!!!

Can it have been 20 years since we were first introduced to the goddess Lisa Stansfield when she and Blue Zone released the totally underrated "Jackie"? And to think I was only 5 at the time!

"I woke up with you name on my lips. I woke up with your lips on my imagination." How hot is that????

And a special thanks and a smoooch to JP from Here's the 80's for reposting this as fast as DailyMotion or YouTube can delete it!

Engrish

Wax on, Wax off!

I have always wondered...

If peanut oil is made from peanuts, and

Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and

Sunflower oil is made from sunflowers, and

Olive oil is made from olives, well then...

Where from what is Baby Oil made???

The Wild Wild Esk, The Kransky Sisters!

The Kransky Sisters bring new meaning to Psycho Killer.

"Your rear end still sore is it???"


"Game girl! You can't type up a list of chores on one of those."

Green Porno

The goddess Isabella Rossellini made a series of videos called Green Porno.


There are eight videos in all. Take a moment to watch them. You'll learn something...and you may even get turned on.

Name the Songs

Here are three more "Name the Songs" for you from worth1000.com.
#1

#2

#3

Beautiful

A few weeks ago, I came across this beautiful song, "Lost without You" performed by Darren Hayes and Delta Goodrem. Goodrem was diagnosed with cancer on 2003 at the age of 18. Luckily, her cancer appears to be in remission.

Next year she plans to marry Brian McFadden of Westlife fame. They recorded "Almost Here" another gorgeous ballad. Sit back and enjoy.

Car, Make that Star Crash Video

Back in 1978, Hot Gossip had a hit with I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper. The campy group was fronted by a then-teenager who went on to bigger (and CAMPIER) success as a solo act.

It's not often that a music video has people "dancing" with flashlights and glitter!!

Name the Song

Sexy Eurovision Guys

There have been some sexy guys on Eurovision. There was Dima Bilan and Man Meadow.
Watch these dudes (Dima from Russia and Man Meadow from Poland/Sweden) again, and you'll know there's global warming.

The song sounds like the theme from the Banana Splits.

Happy Birthday Miss Sarkisian

We love Cher in Scootersville...and today, we love her just a little bit more. It's her birthday. There have been few artists that have re-invented themselves as much and have sustained such longevity as La Cher. In fact, she has the distinction of holding Billboard's record for greatest length of time between her first and last number one song (if you count her duet with Sonny).
Here are a couple of videos for you to celebrate this woman's special day.

I thought this montage of quotes was quite funny.

This version of "Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do" sums it all up.

Have a Happy Birthday Cher! We loves ya!

Flip Flop Clap Trap

This video posted on youtube by therealmccain.com was one of the most watched videos in the country today. I can't tell if the man is as dumb as president shrub or if he takes stupidity to a whole new level. Either way, watch this and see what you think.

I keep waiting for Barbara Walters to ask him, "What are you talking about?"

Blue Moon

A Blue Moon has a couple definitions. The most common is when two full moons occur during the same calendar month. Another is the Farmer's Almanac version which is the third full moon in a season that has four full moons. Making sense? No?
Well this video has nothing to do with any definitions. It's about, well, um...I can't describe it. It's too bizarre even by Scootersville standards.

"What are you talking about?"

Moo Moo Fluid

All I can say is... EW!

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Dramatic Car Crash!

This mesmerizing car crash was from The Man from Atlantis.

Honey, can we have one???

For Those Who Are Uncommitted...

Maybe I'll change my endorsement...NOT!

It's Prom Time!

It's prom time...it's got to be. It's too early for Halloween.


Taffeta explodes!


Just wait till they're on the dance floor


I'm a Genie with a throttle


Harem scare'um


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I'm glad I'm not in the land of Dixie


You know she's gonna get high!


A wardrobe malfunction in the making


Who needs a date?


It makes a C-section that much easier


Guess the political party


C'mon...who's sassy?

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Name the Song...

From Worth1000.com

Why We Love Keith Olbermann...

Keith Olbermann pretty much sums it up. I don't think even Julia Sugarbaker could have done better.

"...this last piece of advice: When somebody asks you, sir, about Democrats who must now pull this country back from the abyss you have placed us at ...When somebody asks you, sir, about the cooked books and faked threats you foisted on a sincere and frightened nation...When somebody asks you, sir, about your gallant, noble, self-abnegating sacrifice of your golf game so as to soothe the families of the war dead.
This advice, Mr. Bush: Shut the hell up!"

Happy Blogaversary

Wow, how fast a year flies. This week marks the one-year anniversary of Scootersville. A few of highlights...
One of my first posts, "Sorority Girls from Hell"

The music video that drew the most people to Scootersville, "Benny Lava"

The video funny that brought the most hits, "The First Ladies' Vagina Monologues"

And lastly, the funny photo that drew the most hits, "Michael Jackson Picks His Nose"

Happy Mother's Day

My mom is not just my mom...she's my friend, my confidant, my hero.

As a single parent family, we were poor. But I didn't know it. Mom always made sure that our home was rich with love. She made sure that we were fed, warm, happy, and loved. While other kids' parents spent money, she spent time. She taught me the real meaning of Family Values, ethics and pride. She not only accepts my partner, she loves him, respects him, and treats him as though he were her own son. While growing up, our home was always the place where the neighborhood's kids gathered. All my friends would say, "You're mom's so cool." I know...she still is.

I love you mom. Happy Mother's Day.

Turn around, bright eyes

Bonnie's (I'm seeing demon-angels) 1983 version.

Scary, but oh so dramatic!

Nicki French's (dancing in leotards in from of the moon) version

Play it again in the Mobius mix!!!

And Westlife's (We may get to hear Nicky and Kian sing...but why is Mark wearing nail polish that doesn't match his shoes?)

Metal Fan

I found the cartoon on Planet Dan. I liked it and you did, too.

Maybe they can start a fan club. HaHaHaHaHaHa. Oops, sorry.

Scooter's Wayback Machine

Has it been 13 years since the delicious Billie Ray Martin struck gold with Your Loving Arms?

Love this song!

Spider!

Matterdays & I were watching this short film, "Spider." We both gasped "OMG!"
Don't jump ahead or you'll miss the shock!

Both of our worst phobias were thrown in our faces here.

Alternate Endings

I found this campy commercial of the Pinto and altered it a bit. I don't think Ford will use it.

Pinto
Uploaded by Scootersville

How do you like it?

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Prisencolinensinainciusol

You may not believe this...but I love to search the web for odd and unusual videos.
I came across this little ditty on OMG. It's called Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano. The lyrics are pseudo-Italian-English-Gibberish...but the beat is so contagious, you'll find in lodged in your skull!

If it doesn't load, click here for the another posting of Prisencolinensinainciusol.
Keep in mind this song is from 1973, years before disco or rap.
It was way ahead of its time...in fact, it still is. Go ahead. listen again!

Dame Kylie

Tomorrow, Kylie will receive the Chevalier dans L'ordre des Arts et Lettres from the French government at a ceremony in Paris. Kylie has been awarded one of France's top cultural awards for her "contribution to the enrichment of French culture".

Later in the year, Kylie will be awarded the Order of The British Empire from Queen Elizabeth II for her services to music (Kylie's, not the Queen).
That's right, she'll be Dame Kylie.
From her Showgirl - the Homecoming Tour


God Saves the Queens

Donnie gives great Carol

After a long day of work i began my nightly blog surfing. Donnie as in Famous Like Me, posted an ephervecent photo of the delightful, if not slight whacky Carol Channing. Having seen the Divine Miss Channing perform several times in several differenct venues and several odd, make that very odd chacters, I can't helped but remember her Muffy, I mean Muzzy in Thourouly Modern Millie.

"Razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzberries!"

What Becomes a Carcrash Most?

The Wild Wild World of Batwoman was tragic. It invovled go-go dancers, espinaoge, guns, and, um, soup. Try to follow along if you can...and then explain it to me.

Thanks Big Daddy for the MST3K post that made me think of this.