Is This the Best the Republicans Can Do???

This from Kenneth in the 212, John McSame (shrub 2.0)'s Audition Reel ...

What a maroon!

Sometimes It's Best to Just Laugh

Ann Coulter's Family Union Crashed

The cameras were rolling when a pair of swimmers stumbled upon Ann Coulter and her family reunion. These are some of the first photos of Ann without of shiny ice-bitch extensions that she gets at DiAnes

I get it. She's a conservative and conservatives don't like change...but honey, this "woman" needs to change something....and she should start with skincare!

The One - Stonecutter's Remix

So hot it's on fiya!

Lady Bump

Penny Lane crashed on to the dance floor with Lady Bump.

"look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

What Laura Got shrub for His Birthday.

Earlier this month, it was president shrub's birthday. The wondering of what present the first lady got him is over.

What do you bet it's another Ann Couler that explodes from his belly in a few weeks?

Nick Kamen

One of Madonna's early protege's was fellow Aries, Nick Kamen. Nick only had one big hit in the US with "Each Time You Break My Heart." Madonna co-wrote, produced and even sang back-up for the song. She also recorded the song, but it was never an official release.

And the 1985 commercial that caught Madonna's (and everyone else's) attention...

Most of his songs can be downloaded from his UK site here.

Same Song, Different Song

Don't compare or contrast these two versions of the same song. Just enjoy them for what they are. Art.

Cindy McCain

This gem was found on Shirley Heezgay.

No wonder John McShrub loves her so. She should have just forged a prescription like Noel Bush or borrowed Laura Bush's Prozac lick

Pre-Madonna

Before there was high-tech-Madge, there was no-tech-Madge. These early videos are so old, they're probably Betamax...they may even be Scotch. Nonetheless they're Madonna-in-the-Making. I guess you could say they are truly pre-Madonna.
This first video is by most accounts her first taped live performance.

When I Need a Weave...

"Oh, DiAnes!" Oh my Gawd!
...or...I could go to...Mama's...she use to do people's hair in da kitchun!

"Call her Miss Ross"

O Superman

Laurie Anderson's brilliant "O Superman."

"'Cause when love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom.
...Hi Mom!"

Should a Presidential Candidate Know This?

Maybe McCain (shrub 2.0) would send troops to defend that border

Granted, maps have changed since he was in school, for one thing, they are no longer hand-drawn. The Ottoman Empire has fallen and Rome no longer controls most of the European continent.
He really is shrub 2.0

Some Days You Need Edelweiss

Austrian band Edelweiss hit the scene then rather quickley vanished. They did, however, leave us these two gems.
"Bring Me Edelweiss"

"Starship Edelweiss"

Who knew electronica and yodeling went so well together???

Cindy & John McCain Dance

Before Cindy was a blonde (or is that a bland?), she was a redhead. Here's a video of the two McCains dancing somewhere in the mid 1920's.

Says You

Guess what Matterdays bought us...

That's right, priority seating on New Year's Eve for one of our favorite radio shows!!! We love the show and the entire cast...but we adore Carolyn Faye Fox!
We just went to the taping of our other favorite show last month. I'm sooooooooooooo excited!!!!
Wow, I must have done something right to be treated so well. :)
HB, I zozozo U. -SB

It Must Be Him!!!

This has to be one of the most over-the-top camp classics EVAH!

More Mr. G.

Don't watch until you view yesterday's post.
Mr. G.'s evacuation drama skills

Mr. G sniffs the kids

Mr. G. teaches the kids to dance

Mr. G & Summer Heights High

Summer Heights High was a Austrailian mockmentary. Mr. G., one of the characters in this hillarious series, is the drama teacher.

Here he writes the school play, a musical, based on one of his students.

Here's the dance-mix version of the high school musical.

The expression of the parents is priceless.

Does God Juice Your Pickle?

This from Towleroad, Grandpa John demonstrates the power of God by juicing his pickle.


So if I put Grandpa John in a sling (ew), stick forks in both his ends (again, ew), hook him up to 110 volts, can I can see what the power of God does for him??? Amazing. Stupid, but amazing.

I've Seen Better Film on Teeth

Long before Michael Myers made the horrible Love Guru, there was a French film called The Guru. Okay, I have to admit, I've never seen either of these movies. Heck, I haven't even seen Grease. But this video from the NOT MICHAEL MYERS BOMB, is pretty damn funny.

Greasy Guru
Uploaded by Scootersville

"So, if you haven't seen these movies, where did you find these clips?" you ask.
Well, remember that awesome video to Alison Jiear's "I Just Wanna Dance"?

I know I've posted these before, but the world needs more dancing!

Whatever Happened to Toto Coelo???

"I Eat Cannibals" Isn't that redundant?

Why didn't more acts wear plastic bags?

"Milk from the Coconut"

No lip syncing here.

Today Everything Rocks!

You know if Kasey Kassem says it's good, it's gold!

George Bush, The Jefferson Mint Fuck Up Collection

If only it were Franklin Mint, like our Serial Mom Faberge Eggs.

Are those Pussy Willows?

Uploaded by Scootersville

She Is a Super Dooper Pooper!

Who is this little man...and why is he watching me poop?

The Battering Ram

Ann-Margaret is soooooooo many things to soooooooo many people. But did you know that during her disco phase, twinks (they're really not gay) around the world would use her as a battering ram? It's true. I have the proof at 1:58. And as Ann-Margaret herself says, "The proof is in my pudding."

Battering Ram
Uploaded by Scootersville

Wow, could she sing or what???

You're My Creepy Friend and I Love You

I don't know what it is that makes dolls so creepy. Oh, wait, I do...it's commercials like this.

As if that wasn't creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy enough, someone altered the commercial from hell and added more appropriate music.

I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

And Why Not???

Not even Hunter, our cat with thumbs, can do that!

July's 12 of 12

Each month we share our lives with people all over the world. People we may have never me, but with people we've grown a genuine bond. To learn more about the process, check out the rules at Chad's. So many places we could go today. I started off the day taking pictures of some plants in the backyard. You can see them here. Pretty, no?

So we got in the Jeep and headed northeast. We went to Index, WA!
I love the mural for the post office in Sultan.

Here we are in Index. The water was sooooo clear.

The mountain peaks actually look painfully sharp! Don't touch them!!!!

Here's the bridge over the Skycomish that took us to Index, a city that sleeps til noon.

A strange custom in Index is lawn rafting. They seem to be having a lot of fun as the drink on their beached rafts. I just don't get it.

Our picture as we giggled at the lawn rafters.


Ooooooo, water!

Water in action!

So this tree dies. A fern moves in. Then a few other ferns crash the party and life begins anew.

This tiny chapel is quite famous. Check it out.


Matt forced me to go to the Reptile Zoo. I didn't want to go...and I have proof.


A last shot of the mountains from where we parked our car at the Reptile Zoo.

What a glorious day!

Ew, It's the Reptile House

On our way back from Index, we just had to stop off to visit the Reptile Zoo. Who could resist???
Who indeed.

They have the ten poisonous snakes in the world, an albino alligator, a 2-headed turtle, and a man who claims to have been Scooter Libbey's boss.


A non poisonous tree snake. Purty!


An anaconda


A little baby viper...but still deadly!!!


A green mamba...HELLA POISONOUS!


An iguana. Not mean...in fact quite cuddly!


A two-headed turtle. I would have named it Jack & Diane...and written them a ditty.


Pretty lizard


The famous albino alligator. Grrrrr.


A not-so-famous albino corn snake


It was quite disconcerting to see Reptile Zoo and BBQ on the same sign. Times are tough after all.


I asked for a Coke at the snack stand and I got this!

From Our Yard

Guess the Decade...

A Fun Day

Yesterday was GORGEOUS! It was one of those days where I just got in the Jeep and drove. The car took me SE through the cities of Issaquah, Hobart, and Enumclaw.

I visited Kanasket State Park where I went wading in the Cedar Riverand then hiked an interpretive trail at Nolte State Park and then took some pictures of Mount Rainier.

It's on days like this that you know God is an artist, and DAMN, she's good!

A Triple Dose of Guilty Pleasures

"Don't Say Goodbye" by Paulina Rubio


"I Don't Know" by Erika


"Tu Est Fortu" by In-Grid

Better than Pie...It's Ann-Margaret

I never knew she was such an...actress.

Pie!

I don't get it...I just don't get it.

It's not WTH, It's WTF!!!

Holy cow is Mamie VD...

Oh, look at the cool ghosties!

I'm sorry, but Ann Coulter is far scarier with the lights on.

Yello

Vicious Games

I Love You

"I love you."
"...I know"

Until YouTube Deletes It...

I uploaded my favorite scene from South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut.

God, I love this movie.

I Yam what I Yam

The other day I was talking with a curious co-worker who asked, "Do you consider yourself to be a gay man or as a man who just happens to be gay?"
As the music swelled and fog swirled, John Barrowman (my fairy godfather) appeared and sang this song to answer the question. "I Am what I Am."

I guess since I had just had my sing-along-lesson with Kristin Chenoweth (where she taught me to sing from my "Hoo Hoo") I was oddly ready for anything!

A Sad Day for the USA

To commerate the birthday of president shrub, all flags shall be flown at half-mast.
Normally a flag is only flown at half mast when a famous head of state dies. The decision to fly flags at half-mast symbolizes the destruction shrub has done to this great country.

This timely movie comes to us via Donnie's Famous like Me

Speechless

This is NOT our dog.

NEWS FLASH

This, HOT off the press, "Jesse Helms is still dead!"
However, experts are taking no chances. His head will be severed and his mouth stuffed with garlic to ensure Republican Necromancers don't try to bring him back from the dead...again.

Dina Martina "Sings" and "Dances"

Dina Martina is truly a Seattle legend. Every year, this tour de farce puts on a Christmas show that makes Jesus glad he was born. I came across this video taken at Wigstock 2005 that I thought y'all might enjoy. Take a peek at the loveliness and sheer talent that is...La Dina.

Who doesn't love Chicken in a Biscuit???

If Dina comes to your town, RUN...to get tickets!

Mumu Land

From 1991, comes the KLF (featuring Tammy Wynette).
I thought she said, "Then someone started screamin', Turn up the Stove." Creepy.

Ding Dong

You were a bad man, Jesse.
It's to bad you didn't know God is a lesbian black woman....

Hell just got a little more crowded.

Happy Birthday Debbie Harry!!

Debbie Harry is celebrating another birthday.
Let's celebrate, shall we, with a few videos.
The seldom seen video for "Island of Lost Souls"

You know, she's not always blonde...Here she is in the shoulda been a bigger hit "Good Boys"

And looking flawless in one of my personal favorites, "I Want that Man."

For my other two faves, go to last year's Happy Birthday Deddie Harry post.