Did You Get Your Invite?

Don't think we'll be going.

I Missed the Debate

I embrace my ADD, so I wasn't that upset that I had to work the night of the debate. Luckily, I found the entire debate crunched into 90 seconds from 23/6. I was actually able to watch this!

She Might Be a Better Pick...

Somebody, Anybody Throw Her a Lifeline...

Just make sure you throw both ends of the rope.

Tina Fey as "Sarah Palin on Katie Couric"!!! BRILLIANT!!!

"In that case, I'll just have to get back to ya."

41 Sekunden NSFW

A great German Film

The Anal Retentive Chef

I soooooo miss Phil Hartman. This man could make me laugh.
Here he is in the Anal Retentive Chef.

So one, find me "Sassy's Sassiest Boys" and I will be in Scooter's Sassy Heaven!

Ooops.

Historia de un Letrero

My mum sent me this video. After much thought and wine, I realized it's true...It's all how we ask and it's all how we want to share the experience. We don't want to be alone.

Your views?

Huh? Were You Talking to Me?

Cork Soakers

Bitty, Parts 1 & 2

This morning, while reading, Amen Praize Jesus, I am reminded of one of my fav Little Britain skits, Bitty.

But did y'all know there's a Bitty, Part 2? It had been deleted on both YouTube and Dailymotion...so I had to re-post. Powell, this one's for you.

Uploaded by Scootersville

Free Sarah Palin!

There is such a double standard here. What would the Republicans do if Hillary did the same? They would be up in arms!

This Always Makes Me Giggle

And They Call Obama an Elitist???

This from Joe.My.God.

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McSame & Paling in Their First Interview

Happy Birthday, Toni Basil

Antonia Christina Basilotta turns 65 today.

Have I mentioned that I love her?

Rehearsed?

This gem make take a minute to load....be patient, it's worth it!

Hmmmmm, I Wonder if she's had any coaching....

Montage-a-Google

Donnie from one of my fav blogs, Famous Like Me, did a post about Montage-a-Google. As the site says, "Montage-a-google is a simple web-based app that uses Google's image search to generate a large gridded montage of images based on keywords (search terms) entered by the user. Not only an interesting way of browsing the net, it can also be used to create desktop pictures or even posters." Donnie typed in the term drag queen and included in the montage were pictures of the demon-whore, Ann Coulter. I typed in Scootersville, and this is the collage I received.

Try it with the name of your blog or another term.

Green Porno NSFW

I made a post about the hysterical short films called Green Porno made by Isabella Rosselini. Sadly the links were quickly removed by YouTube. Fortunately, Sundance has reposted them. Quick! Watch them before they are deleted again.

Guess the Choreographer

Tomorrow's post is dedicated to this choreographer, a true Scootersville Diva. No fair peeking at the IMDB or into the future or into the past.

One of my favorite blogs, Mean Dirty Pirate has also done a series of posts to commemorate this hullabaloo go go dancer.

Like Ketchup? NSFW

A Triple Dose of Westlife

Ireland's Westlife never really hit it big in the US. But they are HUGE in the UK. Their first manager was none other than Simon Cowell. Their current manager is Louis Walsh, the man who "made" Shayne Ward.

But back to Westlife. This group has sold more than 40,000,000 records, has an openly gay member, and even though they've done a power ballad with Mariah Scary, I still love 'em. I guess that they did a song with Diana Ross, it cancels out the Mariah ditty.
From their most recent album, Back Home, here's "I Must Be Doing Something Right"


"Amazing" from Face to Face


And also on Face to Face, my favorite, because it always makes me think of Matterdays.


They did a great standards album, Allow Us to Be Frank. If you're not familiar with them, check 'em out.

Huh???

Last night in an interview, John McCain was confused. Not just that Spain is an ally of the US but he was befuddled as to the location of Spain.
He didn't even know which hemisphere Spain is in. When asked about Spain he talked about the work the president of Mexico is doing. You can listen here, or read the transcript below.

QUESTION: Senator, finally, let's talk about Spain. If you're elected president, would you be willing to invite President Jose Luiz Rodriguez Zapatero to the White House to meet with you?
MCCAIN: I would be willing meet, uh, with those leaders who our friends [sic] and want to work with us in a cooperative fashion, and by the way, President Calderon of Mexico is fighting a very very tough fight against the drug cartels. I'm glad we are now working in cooperation with the Mexican government on the Merida plan. I intend to move forward with relations, and invite as many of them as I can, those leaders, to the White House.
QUESTION: Would that invitation be extended to the Zapatero government, to the president itself?
MCCAIN: I don't, you know, honestly I have to look at relations and the situations and the priorities, but I can assure you I will establish closer relations with our friends and I will stand up to those who want to do harm to the United States of America.
QUESTION: So you have to wait and see if he's willing to meet with you, or you'll be able to do it in the White House?
MCCAIN: Well again I don't, all I can tell you is that I have a clear record of working with leaders in the hemisphere that are friends with us, and standing up to those who are not, and that's judged on the basis of the importance of our relationship with Latin America, and the entire region.
QUESTION: Okay... what about you, I'm talking about the President of Spain?
MCCAIN: What about me what?
QUESTION: Okay... are you willing to meet with him if you are elected president?
MCCAIN: I am willing to meet with any leader who is dedicated to the same principles and philosophy that we are for human rights, democracy and freedom, and I will stand up to those that do not.

So John, in case you read my blog, and I'm sure you do. I have some maps for you.
BTW, Spain and South America are not in the same hemispheres.


SOUTH AMERICA

Granted, when John was a lad, most of Latin America was still under Spain's colonial power.

Who Knew He Had It in Him???

McCain Sings Barbra Streisand
Uploaded by Scootersville

Now please take it out.

I Heart Jon Stewart

McSame's New Logo

Hysterical

I saw this on J*O*E's blog today...and I couldn't stop laughing.

Obama with Subtitles

Sometimes, it's hard for Barack Obama, an eloquent speaker, to be clear with his message...espcially dealing with people who are, you know, challenged. The 20% who still thinks president shrub is doing a fine job. Perhaps this will help.

If you need further clarification, let me know, I will get my friend, Julia Sugarbaker, to help explain it to you.

shrub's Third Term???

Cheney's Third Term

From Think Progress, here's Lies To Nowhere

McCain's Lipstick on a Pig

What a hypocrite! McSame's people site Obama's use of the lipstick on a pig reference as sexist. Yet, here, McSame uses the same phrase when referring to something Hillary did.


Keep in mind, Obamba was referring to McSame when he used the pig reference, not Palin. It's disgraceful how the Republicans went after Hillary with every poison they could muster, but are so protective of Palin.

He'll Do Anything to Stay in the White House

This was on planetdan and I had to share...

If you've never been to his blog, it's hysterical. This cracked me up...unfortunately I was swallowing a tasty beverage when it loaded and I laughed so hard, I sprayed the screen with beer.

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Tina Fey is a goddess!!!

Which?

Happy Potential Birthday, Yma Sumac

I was reading Stirred, Straight Up tonight, when I read it was the exotically unique Yma Sumac's birthday...or that it might have been last Wednesday. No one other than Yma knows.

Who's Yma Sumac, you ask??? A strangely exotic songbird, who at the peek of her career, was said to have had a five-octave voice!!! She could jump from a low guttural growl to a trill that would knock Mariah Carey down faster than a bucket of KFC.
Walt Disney, it is said, was fascinated with this woman, and she even sang a song for Sleeping Beauty. Still kicking at 86, Yma has her own website.



Though there's no video for it, Yma and Martin Denny recorded The Lion Sleeps Tonight in a way only these two icons of Lounge could.

A Triple Dose of Toni Basil!

It's no secret, I love Toni Basil, especially Over My Head.

You Gotta Problem

Shopping A to Z

I betcha thought I was going to post Mickey. Nope.

As Seen on TV

Maybe...I Was Wrong about Him...

This gem from "Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen"

What Would Jesus Wear?

This awesome T-shirt is available from Betty Bowers.

Love it!!!

You're Soaking in It

This numbing commercial starring the "The Merm" was posted by Stirred, Straight Up.

If anyone can find video of all the commercials Ethel did for Tampex, let me know.

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Summarizing the Republican National Convention

You know, it just fits...

Sarah Palin IS Sarah Palin

Here are a few BRILLIANT soundbites that you may have missed.

Julie Brown IS Sarah Palin

Celestial

Earlier in the week I posted Dueling Violins. This was from the same concert.
Darlene Koldenhoven and Lynn Davis demonstrate the true meaning of Vocal Celestialism. The Flower Duet from Lakmé was used as the basis for this incredible aria.

BTW, Darlene was one of the nuns in both of the Sister Act movies.

We Love Jon Stewart...

Even Tom Ridge Agrees...

Duh.

A Triple Dose of Mike Flowers Pop!

There is a special place in Lounge-Heaven for The Mike Flowers Pops. This high camp group was huge in the UK but didn't get much play this side of the pond. That doesn't mean they don't have a huge following...okay, maybe it is just Matt & me. Nonetheless, they are AWESOME!
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina" I couldn't find the Pre-Madonna mix, but this video is rare. Download it today!

"Light My Fire" Yeah, baby!

and the one that started it all for TMFPs, "Wonderwall"

Who said Lounge isn't cool???

You Take the High Road, I'll Take the Cunt

If Cindy McCain's words are true, "John McCain speaks truth, at any cost..." then when John called Cindy both a trollop and a cunt, pretty much the most vulgar word a man can use to demoralize a woman, was he still speaking the truth?

If you overheard a stranger call his wife, (also a stranger to you) a cunt, what would you do? Would you say something? What would you think of this man and his morals?
So, John 'whose words are always true', can Cindy McCain be First Lady Material? Obviously, one of them is applying for the wrong line of work....A misogynist liar or his cunt...but who???
At least W never called his wife that word...I don't think he'd have lived to tell.

I for one, have no respect for any man who could call his wife, his partner, the mother of his children, the payer of his bills, that she is a cunt. This is a moist peephole into his ugly, angry soul. There are four bombs that can't be undetonated, the C-bomb is one of those words. And this is a bomb that blows away any clouds as to the character of what this man thinks of his wife and women in general. This man is ugly, inside out.

What I Got out of the RNC...

I Know What He's Thinking...

"Any minute, her (third) Xanax will kick in. Maybe then, she'll shut up."

John McSame and Marge Gunderson 2008

It seems as if I'm not the only one who thinks Sarah Pailing (sic) sounds like Frances McDormand's character, Marge Gunderson from Fargo.

"Yeah, sure. You betcha."

A Gentle Reminder...

You Can't Wear White Shoes After Labor Day!

"Didn't your mother ever tell you???"

Now We Know

Dueling Violins

This is AMAZING! The Lady in Red (Karen Briggs) vs. Shahrdad Rohani.

I went to see this concert (though here in Seattle, not at the Acropolis). The audience roared when these two did this piece.

What Happens in Jeneau Stays in Jenau

I found this gem on kenneth in the 212.

Now this is Change We Can Believe In...

Sarah Palin's parenting abilities shine through like a mud.

Here, her unmarried teenage daughter is in the arms of her self-confessed redneck boyfriend/sperm doner. You can tell they will be an amazing couple and as they bring new life into the world, they will show the child the love only a redneck man flipping off the camera can.


It leads me to believe this year's slogan for the RNC, "We could have done worse...but we had so many choices."

God help us.

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While Running for Madam Governor

Sarah Palin took answered a questionnaire while running for Governor. Here are some of here answers;

1. Complete the sentence by checking the applicable phrases (you can check more than one).
Abortion should be:
Banned throughout entire pregnancy.
Legal to save the life of the mother.
Legal in case of rape and incest.
Legal if the baby is handicapped.
Legal if the baby has a genetic defect.
Legal in the first trimester.
Legal in the second trimester.
Legal in the third trimester.
Other:__________________
SP: I am pro-life. With the exception of a doctor’s determination that the mother’s life would end if the pregnancy continued. I believe that no matter what mistakes we make as a society, we cannot condone ending an innocent’s life.

2. Will you support the right of parents to opt out their children from curricula, books, classes, or surveys, which parents consider privacy-invading or offensive to their religion or conscience?
SP: Yes. Parents should have the ultimate control over what their children are taught.

3. Will you support funding for abstinence-until-marriage education instead of for explicit sex-education programs, school-based clinics, and the distribution of contraceptives in schools?
SP: Yes, the explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support.

4. Will you support efforts to raise or lower the mandatory age of education? Why or why not?
SP: No, again, parents know better than government what is best for their children.

5. Will you support an effort to expand hate-crime laws?
SP: No, as I believe all heinous crime is based on hate.

10. Do you support the Alaska Supreme Court’s ruling that spousal benefits for state employees should be given to same-sex couples? Why or why not?
SP: No, I believe spousal benefits are reserved for married citizens as defined in our constitution.

12. In relationship to families, what are your top three priorities if elected governor?
SP: 1. Creating an atmosphere where parents feel welcome to choose the venues of education for their children.
2. Preserving the definition of “marriage” as defined in our constitution.
3. Cracking down on the things that harm family life: gangs, drug use, and infringement of our liberties including attacks on our 2nd Amendment rights.

So what she lists as her number one priority regarding families, is not teaching her slutty daughter to abstain or at least use protection (can't have the schools teach that, Sarah feel parents teach it better, as she has shown in her daughter's example). No, the number one priority is focused on someone else's private business. That my relationship with my long-term same-sex partner may affect her fragile family. I would hate to think that Sarah's daughter got knocked up by this redneck because of my relationship with Matterdays. It's just more twisted Sally Kern Republican Ass-logic.

Ready to Be Madam President?

Campbell Brown from CNN is trying (very hard) to get an answer from John McSame's National Spokesman, Tucker Bounds, regarding McSame's VP choice. Campbell tries to get him to, but he just can't come up with an answer.

Something's really weird here...and it's gonna get funky! I mean when Cindy McSame is saying "Sarah Palin will do just fine with domestic relations, because Alaska is next to Russia." WTF??? I have lived next to my neighbors for years, we talk nearly every day...but I can't say I'm any sort of expert on them. I can't tell you the names of their parents or if they want kids. Does Sarah have a hot line with the Kremlin, too? If not, she knows, as I do with my neighbors, where there are boarders. This is not foreign experience.

Even Karl Rove Admits It

Madam VP?

Is this the best the Reps could do??? Could she be McShrub's Harriet Miers?